Q: How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?

A: Footsteps in the butter.

Q:How does an elephant manage to hide in a cherry tree?

A: He paints his toenails red.

David

Q: What do we call a deer with no eye

A: No Idea! {No eye deer}

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

A: Still no Idea!

James 6

Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?

A: It let out a little whine

Q: Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

A: Because they are shellfish.

Christopher - Ruby

Q: What happens if a frog brakes down?

A: He gets toad-away. [towed away]

Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?

A: An umbrella.

Q: What happened when a shark swallowed a bunch of keys?

A: He got lockjaw

Q: Why did the lobster blush?

A: Because the Sea Weed

Q: What's black and white and red all over?

A: A sun burnt penguin

Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?

A: Because he thought it was a piece of cake.

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Anita

Anita who?

Anita go to the toilet.

Q: What letters aren't in the alphabet?

A: The ones in the letter box

Q: What type of beds do Mermaids sleep in?

A: A waterbed

Hannah 8 - Chevening Primary School.

Q: Which fly captured the ladybird?

A: The dragonfly

Q: Why did the firefly steal things?

A: Because he is light-fingered!

Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a bridge.

What's come over you man?

Four cars, two lorries and five buses.

THIS SPACE NEEDS SOME NEW JOKES - NOW!!!!

BOZO